Thought of the Week

5x20 bed push-ups (push ups in bed while watching a movie)
2x75 arm-bed-haulers (fire-haulers in bed while watching a movie)
2xbanana and pretzels (two bananas with a pretzel each bite)

Here is my Thought of the Week

You ever have that experience, you know, when you’re wearing jeans, and there is that little bulge by your crotch?
When your jeans turn against you and make it look like you have a small erection.

These jeans don’t care if you have a penis or not. They’re going to make it look like you do. Especially when you sit down.

I hate that.
People have tried many ways to get rid of this phantom bulge.
You tried to move it up. You know, by trying to tuck it under your belt. Fuck. That doesn’t work.
You try to pat it down, but that only works until you move, and then, poof. It’s back. Why does this happen?
Do jean makers think people want extra room? Really.
Damn you small crotch protrusion.
You embarrass us.
You make us question ourselves. Should I be aroused right now?
I mean, that’s why it’s there.
Isn’t it?